The Prince

Prince Phillip was driving around his mother's estate when he

accidentally ran over her favorite dog, a Corgi, crushing it to a

pulp.

He got out of his Range Rover and sat down on the grass totally

distraught.

The whole world was against him and now his mother would go

ballistic.

Suddenly he noticed a lamp half-buried in the ground. He dug it up,

polished it and immediately a genie appeared.

'You have freed me from thousands of years of imprisonment,' said

the genie. 'As a reward I shall grant you one wish.'

'Well,' said the Prince, 'I have all the material things I need, but

let me show you this dog.'

They walk over to the splattered remains of the dog. 'Do you think

you could bring this dog back to life for me?' the Prince asked.

The genie carefully looked at the remains and shook his head.

'This body is too far gone for even me to bring it back to life. Is there

something else you would like?'

The Prince thought for a minute, reached into his pocket and pulled out

two photos. 'I was married to this beautiful woman called Ana,'

said

Prince Charles, showing the genie the first photo. 'But now I love

this woman called Camilla,' and he showed the genie the second photo.

'You see Camilla isn't beautiful at all, so do you think you can make

Camilla as beautiful as Ana?'

The genie studied the two photographs and after a few minutes said,

'Let's have a look at that dog again.