What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste. Ewww!
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Right where you left him.
Where do you get virgin wool from?
Ugly sheep. Haha!!
Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
They all have phones.
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